You've got 25 words to describe your career. Tea drinker teenage DJ cartoonist stock assistant art student club DJ music artist tea shop owner tea company owner tea drinker.
What is the worst job you've ever had? That is an easy answer. Kwik Save!
If you could change one thing in grocery what would it be? To make sure all the people who produce the goods we consume are paid a fair wage.
What is the most rewarding part of your job? Sharing what I love with people (as well as drinking lots of tea and doing cartoons about tea for our packaging).
What is the least rewarding part? Lack of sleep.
What's your best interview tip? Don't gargle.
What was your worst job interview? The Kwik Save interview, when they accepted me for the job!
What would your dream perk be? To be able to sleep standing up.
What is your motto in life? Have fun, work hard, have a bit more fun, and take frequent tea breaks.
What do you do outside work? Play a bit of squash, drink tea and real ale, and eat lots of food with friends.
What's your nickname? Scruff.
What was the first music single you bought? Shakin' Stevens Green Door.
What did you want to be when you were a kid? A paleontologist. Every kid loves dinosaurs.
What's your favourite movie? Sun Ra Space Is The Place... because it is very odd, with amazing music.
What has been the most embarrassing moment in your life? When I was running around the playground one dinnertime. Everyone was screaming and running around, but I didn't hear the whistle, so when everybody stopped playing, the playground was silent, except for me shouting 'BANANAMAN!'
Any phobias? I am terrified of Saturday night TV.
Which celebrity would you pick to join your staff? The Chuckle Brothers.
What would you request as your final meal? A hearty Ethiopian meal. The finest food on the planet.
What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? A Sellotape & mushroom kebab.
What animal best reflects your personality? A koala bear, because I look sleepy and smell of eucalyptus.