What's your nickname? Bobs. Some people think I look like Bobby Davro - you decide. 

Who was your first teenage crush and why? Sabrina from Charlie's Angels. She was hot to a 10-year-old lad. 

When was the first time you got drunk and what did you drink? Probably like most teenagers, it was at a friend's party. We managed to get our hands on some scrumpy and it did get pretty messy. The following morning was the first time I ever said "I'm never going to drink again" - it certainly wasn't the last time. 

What was the first music single you bought? Under The Moon Of Love, by Showaddywaddy. 

What did you want to be when you were a kid? I only ever wanted to be a footballer, right up to the age of 18. 

What's your favourite book? I read a great book this year on holiday called Birdsong, by Sebastian Faulks. It's a really sad tale that brings home what our soldiers went through during the First World War. 

What's your favourite movie? As Good As It Gets, starring Jack Nicholson at his legendary best. 

What was your worst holiday? I've been really lucky with holidays - I expect that's tempting fate! 

Do you have any phobias? I don't really - although I am not keen on snakes. 

Which celebrity would you pick to join your staff? Gordon Ramsay. He's passionate, energetic, tells it like it is and is good at what he does. 

Who would you most like to sit next to on a plane? The Pilot... I'm not a great flier. 

What would you request as your final meal? A very hot curry... call it payback at the autopsy, if you like. 

What's your favourite junk food? Chocolate. 

What's your favourite chat-up line? Fortunately I haven't had to use one for 22 years. 

What luxury would you have on your desert island? I'm probably really sad, but maybe a football or Sky Sports. 

What's your biggest regret? Not making it as a professional footballer. 

What TV programme would you like to star in? Match of the Day, sitting next to Messrs Lawrenson and Hansen... two Liverpool greats.