What's your nickname? Gaz. 

Who was your first teenage crush and why? Sadly, I can't remember her name.
 
When was the first time you got drunk and what did you drink? On holiday drinking schnapps when I was 12. I was horribly sick after. 

What was the first music single you bought? The House of the Rising Sun by The Animals. 

What did you want to be when you were a kid? A muffin maker. 

What's your favourite book and why? Theft by Peter Carey. It's the most recent book I have read and the most recent book I read is always my favourite. 

What's your favourite movie and why? It's a Wonderful Life starring James Stewart. (How come it's not The Fabulous Baker Boys? - Ed.) 

What was your worst holiday and why? The one I was on when I got drunk for the first time. 

Do you have any phobias? Crawly things. 

If you could pick a celebrity to join your staff who would it be and why? The company is already full of celebrities, so there isn't room for another one. 

Who would you most like to sit next to on a plane? I would have to say my wife. (How come it's not Michelle Pfeiffer? - Ed.) 

What's your favourite junk food? McDonald's chocolate milkshake. 

What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Brains. Surprisingly, they're delicious. 

If you could star in a television programme, what would it be and why? Born Survivor: Bear Grylls, so I could eat food that was still alive. 

What's your favourite chat-up line? None, I'm afraid, because I'm happily married. (I suppose you don't play the piano either. - Ed) 

What luxury would you have on your desert island? A very, very long bridge. 

What's your biggest regret? I don't believe in regrets. (How about filling in this questionnaire? - Ed.) 

What would you request as your final meal? A Fabulous Bakin' Boys blueberry muffin. Seeing as it's my final meal, could I have two? (Only if you eat them with live brains. - Ed.)

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