Huge congratulations to Nisa’s very own Michael Auger, who triumphed on Britain’s Got Talent last week. As part of pop opera combo Collabro, Auger scooped a share of £250,000 and the chance to perform for the Queen, after which Simon Cowell will whisk him off to a life of Champagne, white sands, babes in bikinis and cash. He will no doubt miss life behind the counter in Cosham, Portsmouth, but The Grocer is sure he will cope.