Just as kids grow up faster the older you get, Walkers seems to have a new ad out every other week these days.

With Lionel Richie still ringing horribly in our ears, Gary Lineker is back yet again, this time frolicking in a billowy Glenn Medeiros shirt and miming to Phil Collins' Groovy Kind of Love. Because Walkers Crinkles have grooves in them. Yes, it's as clever as that.

New sidekicks include a piano, a horse and a clotheshorse, the latter in the boomerang-limbed form of Elle 'The Body' Macpherson, here playing his heartbroken squeeze.

If your idea of funny is seeing Lineker do his sex face in a golden shower of fried potato, this two-minute epic equating to one joke every two minutes will blow your mind. If not, the gurning and groaning get old about 30 seconds in.

It's sobering to think Lineker is married to a Macpherson-hot model in real life, too.

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