It’s The X Factor final this weekend, and Asda’s ‘Chicken Jahmene’ Douglas takes the stage. Whether you think Jahmene sings like a long-lost soul legend, or hits notes so excruciatingly high and flat that even dogs wince, Jahmene is following in the footsteps of industry employees like Tesco’s Mary Byrne and Iceland’s Craig Colton. Remember them? Never mind. Anyway, he’s one of us, so he gets the nod from The Grocer. Vote Jahmene!