Tea brand Heath & Heathers sent us a fun press release last week, linking each of its blends to a certain mood type. There are teas perfect for beauty junkies, brainiacs and fitness fanatics alike, it reckons.

Not every suggestion was foolproof: ‘Does your home or office have a resident Mr or Mrs Grumpy?’ it asked. ‘Offer up a lavender infusion to enhance their mood and relieve stress.’

Imagine actually offering a hot mix of lavender & echinacea to a ‘grumpy pants’! And then get them Jaffa Cakes instead.