sacred cow

Fancy some gau mutra? It’s an exotic Indian speciality, popular for its religious and/or medical properties.

Let’s cut to the chase: it’s cow wee. And despite the fact it’s been snapped on sale at Quality Foods in Ilford, you’re not really meant to ingest it.

Having said that, one Quality customer has already ’fessed up to partaking of piddle - a local Hindu priest who reckons it’s OK to drink as long as you have faith. Cows are sacred animals, see?

So be careful which bottle you’re swigging from, Lucozade fans.