It’s Halloween! Appropriately, Fanta has conjured an AI abomination from the bowels of hell.

The brand has sort-of come up with a trailer for something called ‘Halloween Forever’. This film loosely revolves around “the magic elixir said to be the source of all power” (you can imagine what that is).

The ‘plot’ seems to be that a generic scary pumpkin creature is smashing up a city. In response, a Franken-hunk, a sexy vampire and a werewolf-cum-DJ spring into action. Are they preventing the destruction, or aiding and abetting Pumpkinhead? It’s hard to tell, but there are lots of explosions. At the end, some homeless guys laugh about the mess and toast with a couple of cans of Fanta.

You’d expect an AI film to look terrible, and it does. But if you’re going to do this, at least get someone smart to instruct the AI. This feels like it was done by a 13-year-old after too many cans of pop.

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