Thankfully, Marston's has brewed up something designed to take the edge off that stark existence.
True Delight is a 5% abv cask beer exclusively available at the joy purveyor's facilities in Minehead, Bognor and Skegness (a roll call of glamour if ever there was one).
It's in honour of Butlins' 75th birthday, which hardly seems reason to celebrate.
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