Douglas, Lurpak's recalcitrant 150ft hot air balloon trumbonist, has been returned to his rightful owners after disappearing under mysterious circumstances from Wandsworth Common in London this week. After a search spread across the capital including offers of a £1,000 reward, Douglas was found "safe and well". The inflatable Douglas balloon was nabbed during a film shoot. "It's a rancid old affair," a spokesman said. {{COUNTERPOINT }}