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Hopefully all you pumpkin lovers managed to beat the shortage, and are now maniacally stabbing horrific faces into a fleshy squash. Later you can make soup!

But what face are you going for? Morrisons has hired food artist Jamie Wardley to sculpt the faces of scary celebs into pumpkins as inspiration. And its shoppers have decided Simon Cowell is the man who’d make the creepiest vegetable.

Other fearsome celebs include Kanye West, Mel B and (pictured, at least we think so) Jeremy Paxman. Zoinks!